Jokes to brighten your day ...

Jean sent me this & I thot it will be nice to share with all. Hope this brighten your day. I loved the last one best, simply classic !!
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Prospective Employer to Applicant: "So why did you leave your previous job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
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Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all our five kids with him."
Radio Host: "Ok, go ahead!"
Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of them is yours."
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You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart.
Luckily the music is very loud.
Every time you farted, you timed it with the music.

When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . .
that you have your MP3 player on your ears !
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WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO HELL",
that's why I came home early.
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1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are wearing, it's all crumpled!!"
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John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: I asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
John: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
Peter: what did you gave her?
John: playing cards

Back from Redang

Ya ha! We are back from our Redang trip, the beach is so mesmerizing that Ah Lip refused to come back. To prove that we are not lying, here are some pics to vouch for my words
Look at how clear the water can be.. it is jz amazing, to clear to be true !!
A pics of us during snorkeling, enjoying the sea & fishes that swam so near to us. One fish actually took a bite on my finger coz it happily mistaken my finger for it's food!! God Damn !!
Here's some of Ah Lip 's personal snorkeling underwater pics that he requested me to blog on them coz he paid RM 15 for them !!


We have more pics to share , will blog more when I have the time. Overall, we really enjoyed this trip coz this time, we went with my hubby's buddy & his wife. We have lots of fun, esp the late night Dai Di games, cool trip !! Looking forward for our next trip, when will that be har ? Mr Teo u there ?

Off to Redang

\Dawn will be out to Redang from Wed & back on Sat. Will share more pics when back !

I suffered from a very very very very SORE throat. I can only say I deserved it by taking too much curry & heaty food. Need to recover fast before my Redang Trip.